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Thanks to the girl what sent me the new program cuz I live at
home in a trailer and I dont have all the fancy programs. I fixed the spelling
with it but it dont no all the rite words. and thanks for the pictures to. they
are real nice!
I got me a reel nice computer from the man at the PC Trailer. He sez its a 468 and its the best kind you can by. i like it a hole lot. I saved all grandmas empty Budweiser Beer bottles and used them to by it with.
This is a pickture of the bathroom in the PC Trailer its a reel mess. its even messier than our trailers bathroom. It smells like theirs something dead in their.
The mormon ladies boyfriend is supposed to clean it but he don't do a reel good job.
this is a picsur of the meth lab. they allso are bootleggers and bootleg
beer and crack. they call the police all the time on then. the meth
lav is in the smaller traler.
this
hear is a dog that ait some of the meth and crack but it died before it could
eat much.
this guy
is peter who bott crack and meth from the crack and meth trailer the other day.
he ran out and not have money to by any more.
These
are my best freinds in the hole world Mikey Willy and Jimmy. They are
helping me run for mayor of Clearfield and evary one suports me so i know i will
win it. they call me the prince of wild wood ovar at the park so git r
done!
This is my grandma, she lives in the Trailer with my family. she smells
funny, but i can say that here as she cant read good. she drinks beer and smokes
to. Sumtimes daniel puts her cigarets in his ears and then puts them back in the
pack.
This is my brother daniel he has been to the city once and
is a home boy, I dont git it, he says heaps of YO and CRIB.. and he calls me a
goat roper.. but I wail into him and he stops.
This is my cousin Andrew, he's in jail for shooting up a phone booth.. he's
just plum crazy, I got me a gun to but I don't shoot nothing but what I'm
supposed to.
I only shoot stuff if I'm gonna eat it like a rabbit or a duck or something
like that. One time Daniel shot a squirrel and cooked it. it tasted pretty bad
but he was hungry so he ate it all.
I think this is my unkle enos, he don't live with us anymore cuz he can't be
around small animals or electric kitchen stuff. he works down at the mushroom
mines in olive hill.
This is my pops truck, he left it here, I have not met him but I am keeping
his truck, just incase he comes back and need to drive some place.
This is my best friend I dont know his name yet, but we always go skinny
dippin when we ride on his boat down at cave run, and he gives me candy and we drive around lookin for girls. hehehe....
This is wear my friend lives. He thinks he owns a trailer park cuz he found a
sign and he lets other people camp on his site. its okay cuz hes usually at work
and doesn't see them to much.
This is my friends summer house he keeps out at cAVE RUN LAKE. Its reel nice
inside. He shows me movies and we eat spagetti os with chopsticks.
And this is my friends boat. Its got a hole in the middle rite over the water
so we can swim rite out of it. he keeps it on Cave Run Lake and we go to
popinrock with it. there's drunk people at popnrock hollow!
He just bought this motorhome an he only has to pay for 10 more years til its
payed four and he takes me for rides in it to Cave Run Lake at Zilpo or Clay
Lick or Twin Knobs.
Its got a television an a stove and a bathroom wear the poo goes right out
the bottom onto the rode. hehehe.. Dont follow to close!
This is Virgil. HE made his trailer his self and he wants to show it too me
but i think hes creepy like and i wont go in it. IT has a upstairs an a
downstairs witch looks reel cewl. delores goes in it some times when she wants
sum candy or sweets and he gives her sum.
This man lives with Virgil. His name is Scott but they call him Kiki. Him and
Virgil are reel close like cause they are always together. He raises gerbils and
sells them to men that come here frum the city just to buy them. i dont no what
they does with them but they always had a special one they named ragout and one
time there was a big exploshun that come from there trailer and then they
went to the hospitul. i dont see ragout no more.
i think This is the local emergency room doctor at St. Claire Regional Medical Center
but i'm not sure. thay gots grate docotrs down there. We call him doctor but sum people say he just used
to drive a amblance. He sometimes works in the medicle trailer. they gots
a lab or somting caz i hered them talking about there lab they got.
This is Cleeton we call him the Lawn Nazi cuz all he ever duz is mow the
grass and he never stops mowing it. he duz it until all the grass is gone an all
their is dirt and rocks left. hes crazy like and he drinks a lot of beer with my
grandma. one time i seen him kissin and rubbin all up against my grandma. it
made me plum sick. he's got a girlfriend name Sheril an she bys me an Daniel beer sometimes.
We got our own deputy sheriff at the wildwood trailer park now.
This is my a teacher This is my cousin Delores,
This is my girlfriend, shes my little hotties, and shes got the same grandma
as me.
This my house, its
really good, when it has tires me and Daniel
move it around the park when mom is passed out drunk, it really musses her up
and is worth a laugh, but she beats the tar outa us some times.
We aint found any that will talk to us
to much yet. Least not unless they all fall down drunk and such. thats
when they'll talk to us and we takes them for a ride. well we would if'n theyd
come with us.
He don't do much but he sure does eat
a bunch of donuts cuz he gets them for free. He took the test to be a county
sheriff but he only got a 50% and he flunked out of mall cop school. I know this
cuz nansee told me and she knows. he walks arond the park looking for meth
labs and drugs and all.
at the elementary school she was a man once but she got a sickness that made her change. She
is cewl and does modeling for magazines that are so good that the store has to
hide them under the counter to stop people buying all of them.
she lost all her teeth cus she sucked on a beater after she made a
cake and that crazy Andrew turned it on. Its funny to watch her eat candy like
barley pops, we have to put plastic wrap on her to stop the spit gettin on her
clothes.
at the park
pavilion. I think he is a reel good singer and i like hiz music playing. I hope
he comes back reel soon but my brother says hes working in New York for a guy on
a radio station now. I dont no. If you see him tell him we want him to come play
sum more cuz he rocks!.
This mans name is Tom Tweed. We know cuz he left his
wallet in the bathroom. He drives a noisy
red hot rod. We always find him drunk in the house some times. he sings a hole
lot to. When Daniel and I get bored we play find the drunk man.
This is my home room teacher Mr.Fonseca with
the home eck teaher Mr. Dudley whos
wearing the same suit he wored to old lady Periodotskys funeral. These picktures
was taken at the prom.
Later on Mr. Dudley disapeared with Eva the prom queen.
Heres a picture of
them when they was still there.
Afterwards we found them in the parking lot and Mr. Dudley was waxing her car for her. he had already changed her oil and was suposed to do the brakes to. that Eva must know sumthing she ain't supposed to!
Oh yeah, This is my mom, 
she had her 15th kid, we sold the kid. she only keeps the ones with
all 12 fingers. shes all dressed up in clothes she stole from Gavins moms
laundry line. Hehehe...
This is my uncle Steve 
he ketches funny like a girl. mama sezs its cuz he has 12 fingers
like me but i can ketch reel good so i dont think thats why.
DRUNK MEN- I keep
finding some drunk men, this are my photos of them.. this ones got clothes on
now. they are usually sleeping on my mom, cuz shes real comfortable like,
well.. thats what Daniel says.
This man wouldn't stop screaming, he drove me nuts and he wanted to use
my tooth brush so I give him
daniels to use.
This is Howard, he used to be my friend, but got killed when he tried
to wrestle a interstate bus after he sniffed some gasoline. Don't go sniffin
none of that stuff cuz it ain't good for you.
This lady is Nansee. she always asks me if i want a ride when I go by her Trailer but she dont have a car. she has a myspace and facebook page . she smocks crack and meth and driks beer.
She sells t-shirts for a guy named mike at a web place . You gotta see them. Somes funny and some of them are plane wierd.
This is Howards cousins brother in laws best friend, he has a motorbike. he is the coolest man in the Trailer park and you can always here him riding up to the tv Trailer to watch the Howard Stern show cuz he says he likes it cuz it has beer an stuff like that. Hes gonna be a police sargent someday.
These are the 2 kids they throw stuff at in the park. there used to be 3, and now their momma says nobody cannot throw heavy stuff anymore.
This is there mom, she runs the Trailer park
mormon
group..
This is the meth lab guy.
He works as a janitor and
he cleans the TV trailer and the meth lab trailer. Gavin says his sister Karleen
saw him hiding in the meth lab trailer bathroom when she wuz in there fixin to
pee.
He also duz taxidermy. he stuffs animals for people who give him money. it smells reel bad when he duz it. he stuffed a dog and sezs hes gonna stuff Nansee's kitty but she dont have a cat. hes dumb like that but he don't no the innernet so i can say that hear an he wont no about it.
And this is his double wide trailer house. He lives with his momma
and his uncle dad. they got a bunch of cars but nun of them ever run except one
that smokes worser than my gramma.
This is Gavin, hiz parents own the Trailer park. I found him drunk in sum bushes once. hehehehe... but he helps me learn html on the innernet cuz hes reel good at stuff like that not like daniel who sux at html
Gavin's sister Karleen 's friend was visiting her and this is a picture he took of them when they was sitting on the sofa in his trailer.
The dog ain't a real dog. it used to be but it got runned over by the mormon
lady when she was driving to the ice house to get some beer and she had her
boyfriend stuff it.
he stuffs all sorts of animals like raccoons and
armadillos and such but this was the first dog he done stuffed. it smells reel
bad but Lori still likes it an even still sleeps with it.
This iz gavins parents trailer. It has the best view of the hole park and it is nice inside. it iz the best home in the park. Its a hole lot nicer than those stick built houses the folks in the city got. that's what Uncle Gary tells me and he nos stuff about the city cuz he works their for a radio station.
This hears Gavin's cuzin Julian and his frends. They live in a trailer park in olive hill next to the mushroom mines which is a town somewhere nears Lawton.
They got a TV show and we're gonna watch it down at the TV trailer. Its suppozed to be reel funny. You can click the picture to see about it.
They call the guy with the thick glasses bubbles.
I got me my own car an trailer to. me an daniel are gonna fix them up reel nice like. When you see me on the street you can contact me at a website called FlirtingInTraffic. Its real kewl. I'm gonna meet lotsa girls.
. I'm getting so
many visitors that if I don't do something soon, I'll have to close up My
Trailer Park and only have it open a couple days a week. Click this to donate
some money! The biggest donation every month might get some kind of a prize! One
time a kid got a dirty old radio station t-shirt.
I got me a real live programer
and he
works for samwitches and beer! Nansee found him and brung him home. she helps a
lot of people like that but theys all mens. Daniel alreddy fed
him cat food and carrots an he sed that it wuz good.
I gotta go now.. there's a meth lab man looking for a cup of beer.
bye! come back
soon.
